Quagzor Chapter 17

Where off we have ‘ere reached along spot in the time line of events that demand a summation of previous passages and interweaving sutures of plot twists that mayhap the lay-reader has lost his merry way down the path towards comprehension. Thusly, it is most behooving to us to informate you of the State of the Quagzor in this story-to-date address.

Not scarcely more than a threatening wave has been mentioned of the dread Quagzor’s rampaging through the wild and underappreciated suburbs of the grim-grungy cities of this faire land, yet so he terrorized them with such ferocity that no mere man can bare to stand a foot to him. Soitwouldbe that one mighty Hero has stepped forth to oppose such a Beast, and with his wondrous companion Drasdenofagus, a stoutly being of unnatural prowess, that they set forthwithe to conquer sea and land and be hence led to the dark den of the fell Man Beast and call uponx their great and mighty powers of mortal combat and witchery to send such an one back to the shadow, as it were.

And so, after some several adventurequests in the lowlands of the Hollumge, this pair of heroic folk has stumbled across only yet the most alluring and beautimous creature of fair-to-lay-your-eyes-upon in the realm. And from thus on she has decreed that due to their mutually inclusive purposes and ends that they shall presently incorporate the same means and resources towards the Quagzor extermination endeavor. To which the traveling companions now set off in good spirits aligning their hearts on such nobility of quest and eagerly assigning caution to the winds that sweep them across the new-born seas in their humbling vessel of the swiftest speeds towards the unpromised lands and trials which await them.

Yet unbeknownxed to our traveling troupe a devilishly cunning plot has been founded and laid into the surface of treachery to bring about their timely demise, just as scheduled by an evil not-to-yet seen by eyes or ears of mortaling men.